This blog will be refreshingly obnoxious to all those who read it. Things that do you want to know who P Ramlee was? Do you want to know if Hang Tuah really existed? Do you want to know really if a Malay was the first man to circumnavigate the world? Do you want to know if Hang Li Po really existed? Do you want to know how horny the Malays are? Me too. But then again, I can always offer your stories that would make your head spin. Stick around. Order that Bic Mac or Texas Chicken. Fat Melayu here will offer you juicy fat stories and big fat lies. Can you tell the difference?